Short jokes
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.