Short jokes
Start a RATIO chain.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.