Short jokes
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."