Short jokes
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.