RTG iceberg?
Short Jokes
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
