Short jokes
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
You guys are crazy!
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣