Short jokes
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why the "hell" is this here?
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Meme.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.