Short jokes
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.