Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Meme.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Nutty.
Player 138 eliminated...
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
