When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Short Jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
