Short jokes
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.