Short jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
"Let's go Brandon!"
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.