Short jokes
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Banana bread is cute.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.