Short jokes

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Are there support groups for men?

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."