Short jokes
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
A black cat will be racist next.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?