Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
No pine, no gain!
You pecan do it!
