Short jokes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
RIP Harambe.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.