What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Hey Aria.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
