Short jokes
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
"Another one bites the dust."
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!