Short jokes
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Mommy?
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
The thing my mom birthed.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!