Short jokes
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
China. There. :)
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.