Short jokes
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.