Short jokes
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What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
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South's losing to Broncos. 😹
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Hey Sandy.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
RIP Harambe.