Short jokes
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Yo mama joke.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.