Short jokes

What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?

He mist.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

Caca.

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

What day is international terrorist day?

September 11th, 2001.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.