Short jokes

Short jokes

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.