Short jokes
Drama queens be like: =- (
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
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Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What is mad cow disease?
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.