Short jokes
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
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"Deznuts up your ass."
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.