Short jokes
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.