Short jokes
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?