Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
No joking.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)