Short jokes
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.