Short jokes
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.