Short jokes

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"

Depression: "Lie in bed."

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.