Short jokes
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
The Nazis.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.