Short jokes

Short jokes

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*