Short jokes

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?

Americans...

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"

Depression: "Lie in bed."

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.