Short jokes
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Cocomelon.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.