Short jokes
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
"Dababy midget porn."