Short jokes

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Sissy Baka

Bitch

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.

Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?

Stairs.

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.