Short jokes
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
"Among Us," dada.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Suicide is population control, republished.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Getting ready for gangbang.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.