Short jokes
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
"Among Us," dada.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Suicide is population control, republished.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Getting ready for gangbang.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.