Short jokes

Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

What is an orphan's favorite TV show?

"Alone."

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

What does a noisy chilli do?

It gets jalapeno business.

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want.

Suck on deez balls!

Why is it better to date an orphan?

Their parents are never home.

Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

You soak balls, get it?

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

What thing can an orphan do best?

Stay at home alone.