Short jokes
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Comment your favorite sport.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?