Short jokes
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Big black ball sacks.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!