Short jokes
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.