Short jokes
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”