Short jokes
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. ๐๐คฃ
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
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