Short jokes
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Animals are just... so hot!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Good morning.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*