Short jokes
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Man, I hate the government.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?