Shop jokes
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Kobi shops at Aldi.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)