*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
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Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story - she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , - the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma'am this item is worthless "
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
where do t rexs shop dino stores.
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
hello my fellow canadians I mean ameicans I your cool and hip president has decied to give everyone free ice cream! even the russans to go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕
KOBI SHOPS AT ALDI
when i saw stephen hawking for the first time i knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed🤣🤣🤣!!!!11!
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
why cant orphans go to costco because its a family shop
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
