I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
What is a carrots favourite shop?
The wheelchair store
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
