Shop jokes

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

What's a pirate's favorite shop?

Arrrrrrrrgos.

Why are Muslims terrible at football?

Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

What is a carrot's favorite shop?

The wheelchair store.

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

The thing I don't like about shopping centers...

When you see one, you've seen a mall.

Where did the sheep get a haircut?

At the baa-baa shop.