Shooting Jokes

Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders

So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.

Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.

And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'

Then they said:

"but when did it happen?"

So I said:

"when did school change to shooting range?"

A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry

Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration

what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What do you call a nazi that can’t see?

A nozi

Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.

My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.

So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.

Q: why are school shooting jokes funny

A: because their intended for a young audience.

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class

Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here

there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.