When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
whats the difference between fortnite and pubg
idk
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
what's osama bin laden's favorite song?
under the sea, from the little mermaid
How do you stop a school soother from killing you? Tell him you don’t believe in dog
Ramsey bevan
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
the child has no trouble shooting
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out the classroom the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
After the shooting people were asking why would they do it, They wanted to stop but turns out they were playing an Online game.
if republicans really wanted to enact pro life legislation, they would ban guns. not abortion.
