TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"