what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells:who the fuck fucked my wife. Everybody silent for a second then the bartender said:mate you ain't got enough bullets
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
