Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you just say “hipity hoppity that gun is my property.
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the usa 2. They’re like the forth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself so I did it for her
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
What are American Schools
Shooting ranges
Ever wondered my gay kids don't play basketball ? Becuz they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop
