im in school shooting #USA
What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Kid: THERES A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING shooter: oops
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition of course but they both pack the same heat.
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What are the best shooting ranges in america?
Schools
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂
What do call of duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke ur a god)
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
