Shooting jokes

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

POV there’s a school shooting.

American: First time, European?

European: Yeah, you American?

American: No, not my first time.

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.