What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White Vans
“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
danny u mum dead as hell AND got raggedy shoes on
what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
*SO IM sittin hear smakin on some cheese ball bb-q my titties* and then i saw the most the a shoe got shovel to r all the way up my ass i cried then turned around and said *MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!* the turned around punched the got smaked in the face went in for another punch got smaked in the face then people staring at me I said Wtf r u starin at i punched as hard as i can then got knocked out i though this *this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u* next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
What do frogs whar for shoes/open toad. What does your mom say to you/love you moody.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Y’all can actually see them at all my toe
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
What do u call a person with hole in there shoe a. Christian
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
