bro i gave a suicdal kid nikes...he just did it lol
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
(not original, but I forgot the source)
What shoe told feet put me on your feet
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
What are a orphans favorite shoes?
White vans
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
What so you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
