What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Snort poo poo.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
PP in the poo poo.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
