Excrement jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Poo.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Snort poo poo.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
PP in the poo poo.