Excrement

Excrement Jokes

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

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Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘ πŸ€‘

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ½πŸ½πŸ½