What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Snort poo poo.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Pooooop
