Excrement jokes
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Poo.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Snort poo poo.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
PP in the poo poo.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Shit.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.