Excrement jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Snort poo poo.
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
PP in the poo poo.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Shit.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>