What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
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Q: what do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit
A: idk
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911 holy shit.
yo i feel like shit when your around
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Shit
Ahhhhh shit IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
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what do youuuuuuuuuuu OH F*** Y MOM IS GANNA KILL ME MY SHIT IS STUCK ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF***************************************************************
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it! (shit joke, I know)
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