I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
why did sally fall off the swing... she had no arms why did joe get hit by a bus... sally was driving it where did sally go during the bombing... everywhere
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
