My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
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Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
