Shes jokes
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Memes
My friend when she gets confused :
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."