Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
