Shes jokes

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

How did Sally die?

She got shot.

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.

The man asked for some crack.

The woman turned around and said, "Here."

That's where the crack was, you guessed it.

The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.