Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Shes Jokes
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
