Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Shes Jokes
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
