Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
