My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Do u know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
what did Cinderella say wen she got to the ball guu
Your mom so fat she fell
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
yo mama so fat she fell over Nobody laughed but the ground cracked up
me and a girl went on a walk...then she notest me then we went for a run :)
Yo mama so FAT that when she sits around the earth she sits around the earth.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
