Shes jokes

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home plate.

Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.

When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.

Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.

YEEEHAWW!

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!