Shes jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Memes
Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.