Shes jokes
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.