Shes jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Kiwi: she's here!!

2022

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh for god's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!