Shes jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh for god's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

Kiwi: she's here!!

2022

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.