What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."