Shes

Shes Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.