Shes jokes

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!

She said no, so I raped her.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

She needs a flat surface cleaner.

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.