Shes jokes

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!