Shes jokes
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.