Shes jokes
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Memes
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."