Shes jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Memes
man this hits
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.